Death By…. (Best and Worst Ways to go)

After my recent two posts which took on more seriuos matters, I am going to make it up to you by posting something light hearted and funny. I have decided to create a list of the ways that I think would be the funniest ways to die or the worst ways one could die.

Firstly, the funniest ways to die include:

• death by chocolate- either drowning in the stuff, or someone force feeding you chocolate until you choke to death
• death by sandwich – being clobbered to death by a dense sandwich/roll (i.e. todays chicken roll in food tech)
• drowning in lava – while the pain may be excrutiating, imagine the chances of it actually happening, it will be rather quick(i think)
• eating till you explode – at least the last moments of your life were the best for you
• beiing killed by franchesca – if she ever did kill someone she will probably serenade you to death

The worst ways to possibly die include:

• falling into a wood chipper
• being turned into mince meat literally – where u are put through that special machine and strands of you come out
• being tortured to death – by anyone, but especially if you were tortured by Susan or I
• being attacked by insects especially bees and ants
• drowning in manure (imagine the smell and the taste)
• If you ever hurt one of Susan’s or my friends – watch out for your balls if your a guy, they will go first, you would wish you were never born
• being torn apaprt by any animal while you are alive – especially grizzly bears and crocodiles/alligators
• death by math – learning so much math, that you end up being bored to death
• being dunked in acid – slowly ur skin and flesh is being eaten away
• having one eyeball removed slowly so u can still see with it and then being killed