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Comebacks

Here are some of the comebacks I like to use;

You little bitch
Go take some yoga classes, so you have the flexibility to stick your head up your ass
Take that [thing] and go shove it up your ass
Go screw yourself. Do you need instructions with that?
Mandy likes to use: “Your gay”
Alexis likes to use: “You annoy me”
Shut the fuck up
Dont make me kick your ass back to wherever the hell you came from.
Your a dumbass