Quotes

Here are some of my favourite quotes which I pick up from various TV shows and movies.

  • I dont know what tribe your from sport but this is America. Human rights are so yesterday here. Get with the program - Denny Crane, Boston Legal
  • [after a break up she fires Carl Sack and he asks why] First of all I’m pissed. Second, the name on the door is Crane, poole and Schmidt. Third, I’m Schimdt. – Shirley Schmidt, Boston Legal
  • I have an erection. That’s a good sign. I’m ready to go to trial. Lock and load. – Denny Crane, Boston Legal
  • Hate to extort and run – Alan Shore, Boston Legal
  • Agent Marshall Flinkman: Syd, this guy buried you alive.
    Sydney: Yeah, but he cheated, he hit me with a car first! – Alias
  • I just wanted to rip his finger right off again. Does that make me a bad person? – Sydney Bristow, Alias
  • What’s a little treason between old friends? Jack Bristow
  • My philosphy is ‘lifes is short.’ Not original, I’ll grant you. But it’s true. Seize the moment. ‘Cause tommorow you might be dead. – Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip! – Ziva David, NCIS
  • [talking about sperm bank deposits] Is there a penalty for early withdrawal? – Ziva David, NCIS
  • You are aware that I’ve never performed an interrogation without inflicting some sort of pain? – Ziva David, NCIS
  • Tony: Radar Intercept Officer. Also called a GIBs, one B – short for Guy In Back.
    Agent Caitlin Todd: [to Gibbs, about his name] Why do YOU need TWO Bs?
    Gibbs: The second one’s for bastard. - NCIS
  • I suppose you could say I’m the Alpha – of your Omega. I am the beginning – of your end. – Agent Smith, The Matrix Trilogy
  • I love French wine, like I the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it. – The Merovingian, The Matrix Reloaded
  • Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again. – Trinity, The Matrix Reloaded
  • People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling – Dr Kelso/Dr Cox, Scrubs

2 Responses to “Quotes”

  1. essjaybee Says:
    August 11, 2008 at 8:35 am

    First of all I’m pissed. Second, the name on the door is Crane, poole and Schmidt. Third, I’m Schimdt.

    That was so funny

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  2. Suzi-Jayne :) Says:
    August 22, 2008 at 8:08 am

    Futurama:
    Neutral Official: “Your neutralness, it’s a beige alert.”
    Neutral Leader: “If I don’t survive, tell my wife: Hello.”

    Women’s murder club:
    Tom: I see you’ve moved on … that’s good
    Lindsay: No, not good Tom – BIGGER and BETTER

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